docroesnose:

MY DEAR FRIEND ASS-GUARDIANS HAS A GIVEAWAY RUNNING FOR A FIC - So I decided to run a parallel giveaway for a piece of fanart. 
IMPORTANT THINGS;
- You do not have to enter her giveaway to enter mine.- There is no limit on the amount of reblogs.- I will take into account both likes and reblogs. - Winners will be chosen randomly. 
I will, if you so wish and you win both competitions, link the fan art to the fic. However, if you do not win her draw you can still win mine - don’t panic.
BORING THINGS;
- You can go and view ass-guardians’ original post if you really want all of the boring stuff but I’ll just leave you with - I HAVE PERSONAL LIMITS, I will NOT cross certain lines.- It may take a little while to get your art to you because I’ll have to do the art first.- I’ll take free reign if you like but I’d prefer it if you were to give me what you wanted me to draw, as I know a lot of you would too. If you win both and want me to draw a scenario from the fic then I can do that too. 
I think that covers it, any questions just message me. 
EDIT: Ass-Guardians is now linked at the top, my bad… And the draw ends 7th February at 8pm, to give me time to confer with her and see if we have any dual winners :)

Boosting because not enough people.

docroesnose:

MY DEAR FRIEND ASS-GUARDIANS HAS A GIVEAWAY RUNNING FOR A FIC - So I decided to run a parallel giveaway for a piece of fanart. 

  • IMPORTANT THINGS;

- You do not have to enter her giveaway to enter mine.
- There is no limit on the amount of reblogs.
- I will take into account both likes and reblogs
- Winners will be chosen randomly. 

I will, if you so wish and you win both competitions, link the fan art to the fic. However, if you do not win her draw you can still win mine - don’t panic.

  • BORING THINGS;

- You can go and view ass-guardians’ original post if you really want all of the boring stuff but I’ll just leave you with - I HAVE PERSONAL LIMITS, I will NOT cross certain lines.
-
It may take a little while to get your art to you because I’ll have to do the art first.
- I’ll take free reign if you like but I’d prefer it if you were to give me what you wanted me to draw, as I know a lot of you would too. If you win both and want me to draw a scenario from the fic then I can do that too. 

I think that covers it, any questions just message me. 

EDIT: Ass-Guardians is now linked at the top, my bad… And the draw ends 7th February at 8pm, to give me time to confer with her and see if we have any dual winners :)

Boosting because not enough people.

wwehkitralph:

pale-quadrant:

pale-quadrant:

under the cut is the world’s longest word it’s 189,819 letters long and takes three hours to say??? i actually don’t know what to do with myself

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this is a video of a guy saying it

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The plant. The plant.

falakalak:

mspunkopera:

alltheselokifeels:

g-slash:

Hey guys?

Heat Exhaustion Symptoms

  • Confusion
  • Dizziness
  • Fainting
  • Fatigue
  • Headache
  • Muscle cramps
  • Nausea
  • Pale skin
  • Profuse sweating
  • Sunken, dark eyes from dehydration

Do I need to remind you what he looked like during this entire scene?

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He’s sweaty, his blood circulation isn’t working well due to vasoconstriction (namely, look at how pale his lips are,) and he’s got dark, sunken in eyes.  Now we’ve got a point in which he trips and almost falls for some inexplicable reason.  Well, let me ask you this.

How do you torture a frost giant?

With heat.

Whedon wouldn’t just put in clips like this for no reason.  He’s trying to show us something.  The Loki we see here in this scene is not a healthy Loki, it’s a Loki who is weak and pale and probably focused on just staying conscious—a Loki who has probably been tortured by Thanos into submission and then sent out to do his dirty work for him, that way Thanos will never get the blame.  Loki is just the puppet in the grand master scheme of things.  Thanos is using him.

The Loki we see in Thor is radically different from the Loki we see in The Avengers.  Sure, post-Thor, Loki is emotionally unstable, and maybe a little nuts, but he wasn’t a murderer.  The only reason he went after Jotunheim is because he was having identity issues.  Murder wasn’t something that was normal in his repertoire, yet we see him doing it frequently in The Avengers. The Loki we see at the end of Thor doesn’t want to live, let alone take over an entire realm that he had no interest in before. Something drastic must have happened between the two movies to have made Loki have such a huge character change. 

It’s said that Thanos caught/rescued Loki after he fell from the Bifrost.  Well, what did he do after that?  Thanos is known for having telepathic powers, and since he had to have caught Loki knowing who he was and how strong he was, he likely broke into Loki’s mind to find out all of his fears and weaknesses.  And once he found out all of Loki’s darkest secrets, it was easy to break him.  He and the Chitauri took the Loki we saw in Thor and tortured and corrupted him until he was warped into their own personal demigod, ready to do their bidding.  Why do you think Loki spouts off all these quotes about how “Freedom is life’s great lie,” and “In the end, you will always kneel”?  He’s projecting. 

So, when he trips?  That’s the aftershocks of torture.  That’s a Loki, weakened and struggling to stay upright, pushing forward through the pain because, otherwise? 

“You will long for something as sweet as pain.” 

He has to keep going because the alternative isn’t a question.

poor loki, but seriously

mind =

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SO MANY FEELS NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

timeywimeymindpalace:

karenandthababes:

#Amy was mothering her without even knowing

i remember seeing this before i watched doctor who and being like wtf they are not related


Never did like this company none.

Never did like this company none.

All because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do.

loki-is-our-god:

itsjustafangirlthing:

scissorsafety:

inlove-with-hiddles:

queen-loki-of-asgard:

jesus christ, Scarlet is short

^ Scarlet, I know how you feel
TOM IS THE GREATEST OF ALL #ohmyodin

fuCKING YES I’M AS TALL AS SCARLETT JOHANSSON

Mark is looking like “Damn..”
RDJ is just like “Fuck you I can hire someone to be tall for me”
and Jeremy is real life superhero over there.

Fuck you I can hire someone to be tall for me

loki-is-our-god:

itsjustafangirlthing:

scissorsafety:

inlove-with-hiddles:

queen-loki-of-asgard:

jesus christ, Scarlet is short

^ Scarlet, I know how you feel

TOM IS THE GREATEST OF ALL #ohmyodin

fuCKING YES I’M AS TALL AS SCARLETT JOHANSSON

Mark is looking like “Damn..”

RDJ is just like “Fuck you I can hire someone to be tall for me”

and Jeremy is real life superhero over there.

Fuck you I can hire someone to be tall for me

This blog is LEGENDARY! But sad…

This blog is LEGENDARY! But sad…